Murder in the elevator

Coming home to the lobby with one of the glass door broken,
and stepping into this is not funny at all.
But it was too late and I was damn exhausted...
All the wild imaginations only came after I see these pictures
while browsing through my enormous image folder.
I felt like beer.
*sigh*
But we don't have a bottle opener.
Checked, but no twist tops this time.
*double sigh*